- Needed to go to the bathroom yesterday while at the coffee shop. I considered asking the stranger-girl next to me to watch my Macbook while I ran in for a quick stop. Then I realized, aren't I trying to prevent my laptop from being stolen? Maybe she's a kleptomaniac? So I ran home instead. (With my computer).
- Speaking of which, who decided that coffee shops are good places to get things done? I just go there so that I can get the hell out of my apartment. And to stare creepily at the people who come in.
- If you want to comment and are confounded by needing a Google Account, here's a handy tip: it's the same thing as your Gmail. Everybody has one of those, right?
- Super Bowl coming up soon. I barely know who's playing, but I know that I want to drink heavily and eat horrible things. Hosting a party could be fun, provided that everybody resonates with my feelings for the day. Perhaps I'll just ask all guests to come in formal wear and we'll critique the commercials. Enough of my friends have liberal arts degrees or used to review things for a living.
- How do you know that your medical co-pays are too high? When you hand the nurse your insurance card and she has a noticeable reaction to what's listed. This is what I get for having an impacted kidney stone taken out of me.
- I have gotten very good at extrapolating what people are saying on the phone, thanks to AT&T's awful cell service in Chicago. I'm hoping that eventually I'll just be able to look at someone and infer what they're saying.
- At the doctor's office yesterday, I heard the doc say the word "erection" in the exam room next to me. I giggled.
- Shit. Since I wrote "erection", HERE COMES THE FLOOD O'BOTS.
Emo Update
14 years ago